Zoki Humor

  So, I was at the beach the other day, trying to get my tan on, you know, soaking up that vitamin D like a lizard on a hot rock. And I noticed something... the beach is basically a giant, open-air dating app, but with more sand and less swiping. You've got your classic archetypes, right? There's the guy who's clearly been working out since the last ice age, flexing in his speedo like he's auditioning for Baywatch. And then there's the woman, perfectly posed, sunglasses on, looking like she stepped out of a magazine. They're practically radiating "I'm available, and I'm fabulous." But then, you see the little cherubs, right? The winged babies with arrows. Apparently, Cupid's got a summer job at the beach, and his aim is… well, let's just say it's a little more chaotic than a toddler with a water gun. I saw this one guy, totally minding his own business, probably contemplating the existential dread of sand in his shorts. And BAM! Arr...

Once upon a time in a tropical island, there was a brave explorer named Dave who loved to venture into the wild. One day, while wandering near a jungle, he stumbled upon a mysterious figure—a fierce-looking yet oddly fashionable tribal queen with a giant spear and a big smile. The queen looked at Dave and declared, "I will call you Nobody! Give me your body!" Dave, confused but curious, chuckled and said, "Well, I didn't know I was auditioning for a superhero movie, but sure—here's my body!" Suddenly, the queen burst into laughter and said, "Just kidding! But if you want to survive in my jungle, you better learn to dance like nobody's watching!" From that day, Dave became the jungle's unofficial dance champion—wearing a grass skirt, swinging from trees, and even joining the tribal dance parties. And the queen? She just kept waving her spear, laughing at the silly explorer who came for adventure and left as the island's funniest dancer. ...

 Once upon a time in a busy city park, there was a man who loved to brag about his "high-profile" love life. Every day, he'd walk around with his phone, pretending to be on important calls, and smoking a cigarette like he was a Hollywood star. But what everyone didn't know was that he was just a regular guy with a big imagination. One sunny afternoon, he spots a woman with curves that could make a statue jealous. Determined to impress, he starts talking loudly to himself: "Oh yeah, she's definitely into me. I can tell by the way she’s walking—like a runway model!" Meanwhile, the woman, a smart and confident lady, was minding her own business, scrolling through her phone with a sassy attitude. She noticed the guy staring at her and talking to himself. Instead of getting annoyed, she decided to play along. She paused, struck a pose, and started walking even more confidently, making sure her heels clicked loudly on the pavement. The guy's eyes widened a...

 

So, I was walking down the street the other day, minding my own business, you know, trying to avoid eye contact with anyone who looked like they might ask me for directions. And I saw this guy. He was out there, in the blazing sun, sweating like he was in a sauna, pushing a lawnmower. You know the type, right? Overalls, a little hat, the whole nine yards. And I thought to myself, "Man, that's dedication. That's the American dream right there – a man, his lawnmower, and a whole lot of grass that refuses to stay down." But then, my eyes drifted upwards. Because, you know, that's what happens when you're a comedian – you're always scanning the room for material, or, in this case, the balcony. And there she was. Lounging, looking like she just stepped out of a swimsuit catalog, with… well, let's just say she had some impressive landscaping of her own going on up there. And I swear, for a split second, I saw the lawnmower guy's eyes widen. His grip on t...