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You know, I was just looking at this picture, and it got me thinking about relationships. Specifically, the kind of relationships where one person is really trying, and the other... well, the other is clearly living their best life in a tent.

  You know, I was just looking at this picture, and it got me thinking about relationships. Specifically, the kind of relationships where one person is really trying, and the other... well, the other is clearly living their best life in a tent. Look at this woman. She's got the flowers, the sad broken heart thought bubble – classic. She's clearly ready for a romantic rendezvous. Maybe she's even got a nice poem prepared, something about "roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is… wait, where are you?" And then you see him. In the tent. With that grin. That's not the grin of a man who forgot his anniversary. That's the grin of a man who just discovered he can order pizza directly to his tent. He's living in the moment, folks. He's probably thinking, "This is it. This is peak romance. I've got my own private, portable bachelor pad. No dishes, no nagging… just me and my thoughts. And maybe a rogue squirrel.” I mean, I’ve been on dat...

Benny Hill - The Bamboo Curtain

 

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FUNNY PICTURE FOR TODAY

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