Zoki Humor

  You know, I was looking at this picture the other day, and it got me thinking about the modern dating scene. It's a jungle out there, isn't it? I mean, look at this. We've got a woman playing the accordion, which is already a bold choice, right? Who even owns an accordion anymore? I think my grandma has one in her attic, next to the lava lamp and the fondue set. And then, of course, there's the situation with her… undergarments. Let's just say she's really embracing the "business in the front, party in the back" philosophy, but instead of a mullet, it's… well, you see it. And look at the audience! These guys are fascinated. They're practically leaning in, like they're trying to get a better look at her… musical technique. I bet they're all thinking, "Wow, she's really pouring her heart into that song!" It reminds me of this one time I went to a talent show. I was trying to impress this girl I liked, so I decided to perfo...

Once upon a time in a tropical island, there was a brave explorer named Dave who loved to venture into the wild. One day, while wandering near a jungle, he stumbled upon a mysterious figure—a fierce-looking yet oddly fashionable tribal queen with a giant spear and a big smile. The queen looked at Dave and declared, "I will call you Nobody! Give me your body!" Dave, confused but curious, chuckled and said, "Well, I didn't know I was auditioning for a superhero movie, but sure—here's my body!" Suddenly, the queen burst into laughter and said, "Just kidding! But if you want to survive in my jungle, you better learn to dance like nobody's watching!" From that day, Dave became the jungle's unofficial dance champion—wearing a grass skirt, swinging from trees, and even joining the tribal dance parties. And the queen? She just kept waving her spear, laughing at the silly explorer who came for adventure and left as the island's funniest dancer. ...

 Once upon a time in a busy city park, there was a man who loved to brag about his "high-profile" love life. Every day, he'd walk around with his phone, pretending to be on important calls, and smoking a cigarette like he was a Hollywood star. But what everyone didn't know was that he was just a regular guy with a big imagination. One sunny afternoon, he spots a woman with curves that could make a statue jealous. Determined to impress, he starts talking loudly to himself: "Oh yeah, she's definitely into me. I can tell by the way she’s walking—like a runway model!" Meanwhile, the woman, a smart and confident lady, was minding her own business, scrolling through her phone with a sassy attitude. She noticed the guy staring at her and talking to himself. Instead of getting annoyed, she decided to play along. She paused, struck a pose, and started walking even more confidently, making sure her heels clicked loudly on the pavement. The guy's eyes widened a...

Alright, settle down folks, settle down! I see you've all been looking at this picture. A classic, right? Let's break it down, shall we? So, we've got this couple, right? The guy in the blue shirt and tie, he's got that look on his face like he just remembered he left the oven on... or maybe he just saw his wife's new hair color. And the lady? Oh, she's got the whole "OMG, what is THAT?!" look. Her hair is like a startled poodle, and I think her dress is defying gravity more than that thing in the sky. And then there's the third guy, peeking up from the bottom. He looks like he's seen a ghost. Or maybe he's just trying to get a better view of... well, you know. Some of us have priorities, right? But the real star of the show, folks, is that little silver disc zooming across the sky. A UFO! Now, the guy in the blue shirt, he's pointing, right? He's like, "Honey, look! An alien spaceship!" And the lady, she's shocked. Sh...