Once upon a time, there was a guy who loved taking long, relaxing baths. One day, he decided to indulge in his favorite pastime and hopped into the bathtub. Now, he’s the kind of guy who always forgets to bring his phone or book—so he just sits there, enjoying the silence and the bubbles.
Meanwhile, his wife, who’s been busy all day, finally decides to check if he’s okay. She walks into the bathroom, sees him soaking happily, and asks, “Are you sure I have the soap?”
He looks up at her, bubbles dripping off his chin, and says, “Well, if I had a choice, I’d say yes, but I think I’ve got enough soap in my nose now to last a lifetime!”
And that, my friends, is the true meaning of “cleaning up your act”—even if it’s just your nose!
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